(Content: animal death. Fun content: I am the captain of the HMS Mat/Perrin.)
The Eye of the World: p. 192--229
Chapter Fourteen: The Stag and Lion
We last left our heroes arriving at an inn, which is apparently jam-packed with waves of people finally leaving the mountains after getting snowed in all winter. Wouldn't people leave the mountains for the winter and work mines in the summer? I confess to not knowing standard practice, but that seems counterintuitive to me. Lan splits off to find news from the loud and joyful common room, and Rand decides not to follow because he smells. (Literally. Shouldn't Lan smell just as much? Or more?) The ladies split off and the dudes are brought to a bath chamber, with a circle of twelve copper tubs (everyone likes washing themselves panopticon-style, right?) and inexplicably extensive quantities of hot water. The gleeman is at one point described as sinking up to his nose, and there are four tubs, so I'm guessing 140 gallons of water at 38C, and they were just able to provide that, in this super-crowded inn in the chilly springtime, in the time it took Our Heroes to get naked. [Drink! Sorry, no, wait, this isn't Orson Scott Card anymore.] The first house I rented couldn't provide that many hot baths on its best day. Apparently there are witch-hunters in the city looking for Aes Sedai; have they searched the boiler rooms? Or grown suspicious that there are boiler rooms?
The bathtub attendant (most awkward job?) sees their weapons and asks if there's anything Dangerous going on in hick country, and there's half a page of everyone bluffing and trying to stop Mat from revealing that they were attacked by trollocs. Lan arrives and shoves the bath attendant out of the room.
"Don't talk about Trollocs," Lan said grimly. "Don't even think about Trollocs. [...] If the Children of the Light heard Trollocs were after you, they'd be burning to get their hands on you. To them, it would be as much as naming you Darkfriend."Doesn't that make the opposite of sense? 'The forces of evil want to murder him--he must be on their side!' Shouldn't being wanted by trollocs be a badge of honour? Anyway, Lan is so frigid about the risk they're putting Moiraine in that they all spend the rest of the bath in silence. (That or Lan got naked and everyone was just so 'daaaamn, that butt is cubic' that they couldn't speak.) Afterwards, despite the uber-crowded inn they get a private dining room. There was no one else in the baths, either; how is this crowded?
Rand shows a rare flash of Doing Better when he sees Egwene again:
It seemed they could not trust anyone but themselves [....] And Egwene was still Egwene. Moiraine said it would have happened to her anyway, this touching the True Source. She had no control over it, and that meant it was not her fault. And she was still Egwene.Folks round these parts already know my feelings on the 'born this way' argument, but if Rand's childhood friendships and teenage boners can help him grapple with the idea that people are complex and not just inherently and arbitrarily good or evil based on fairy tales, that's a start. Of course, Egwene immediately spins away from him and he thinks 'well, if she's going to be like that about it' and they don't talk. I would call this teenage realism, except I gather that this is going to be a running problem for everyone in the series.
The innkeeper delivers chickens and veggies for all, and his Distinguishing Character Trait is that he can't shut up, so his every appearance has resulted in at least half a page of blather, but Moiraine insists the food is a feast and he should feel proud. I hope Lan overpays the hell out of him too and this isn't just perks of celebrity. Lan's news says that the false Dragon, Logain, has won a major battle, but no one can agree what happened to the Aes Sedai that fought him, if they died or lived or joined him. Rand's genre-savviness power detects that Lan and Logain were previously bros. (Logain is such a brooding bad boy name; is he going to stay a mid-level bad guy or switch to Team Good?)
They get split among three rooms, girls in one, Lan, Thom, and Rand in another, so the good ship Mat/Perrin is still sailing steady. Rand immediately falls into another plot-relevant dream, but I don't hate this one. I actually think it's one of the better passages we've had so far, because Rand wanders an Escher-esque castle with a view of an impossible sky until he meets a dude who calls himself "Ba'alzamon". I was a big fan of Digimon as a child, so I'm going to take this sole incident to call him Ballsmon and then show restraint for the rest of the series. For some reason Rand identifies this dude as the Dark One, but he's the guy from the prologue:
Rand wakes late with aches and a headache, which are obviously totally reasonable symptoms of a nightmare. He sees the others have taken their weapons with them, and straps on his sword as well, with a nice lampshade as he tells himself "it was not because he had often daydreamed about walking the streets of a real city wearing a sword". Of course, Rand knows that his heron sword hypothetically marks him as a master fencer, which could be a mite attention-grabbing, but I guess we'll just skip that for now.
Rand wanders to the kitchen, where there's a full page and a half of the innkeeper and cook talking about her cat and guest complaints, but in a shocking twist, it turns out to be plot-relevant, as a dozen rats were found around the inn with their backs broken, just as Ba'alzamon did to a rat in Rand's dream. Interesting way to prove your power. I don't expect this to be anything more than a throwaway scare tactic, but having sufficient physical power to snap a dozen rats in half at will seems like a waste of that power, when you're an imprisoned god of evil threatening the Chosen One. If you know where he is (in order to kill the surrounding rats), why not drop your monster horde on him? If you have Rat Control, why not swarm him in the night? If you can snap bones, why not kill him outright, or one of his friends if you have some purpose for Rand left? The only way this makes sense to me is if the Dark One only has the power to harm vermin, and can channel that into the vicinity of someone whose mind he has invaded, but can't use that connection to actually find the target. That is a very specific power.
Perrin turns out also to be in bed, and he and Mat apparently had the same dream Rand did, but Mat tried to laugh it off, whereas Perrin still feels ill. Rand leaves him behind, steps outside and is immediately bewildered by the sheer number of people on the street, none of whom know each other. Rand's bemusement at the idea of people from the same city being strangers is the first rural thing with any verisimilitude about him, and I approve.
Also, called it, because a short-haired girl whom he saw talking with Moiraine the night before appears and immediately comments on how weird it is to see a country boy with a heron sword. Rand is a bad spy. The girl introduces herself as Min, reveals that she knows their deal, and quickly exposits that she has Plot Relevance Senses, or sees "pieces of the Pattern", if you prefer. There's some really blatant imagery about how their party altogether creates and aura of sparks trying to ward off a great black shadow. She also states that Rand and Egwene are in love with each other (which: what, no, they at best are in boners with each other) but are not meant for each other, so yay for the initial love interest not being the real One True Love Interest?
Oh god, it goes on with the symbolism forever, Lan has "seven ruined towers around his head" and a baby with a sword, Mat and Perrin have stuff like "an eye on a balance scale", and this would all be much more interesting to me if it were in any way informative. It's just the author coming up with shorthand symbols for future plot points and rattling them off, so that readers can spend the rest of the series going 'That's the thing that Min meant when she saw the thing!' Rand gets a better quality of montage, including "a sword that isn't a sword" and three women standing around his funeral bier. That's at least got some plot gravitas to it, because we've already heard something about a legendary maybe-a-sword-but-not-quite, and in another series we might actually be wondering if Rand would die in the end. She also sees a fuckton of lightning, which I assume hints at Rand's future duel with the false Dragon.
Pseudo-exposition done, Min lets Rand run off to wander the city in a distressed daze. We get a solid page and a half of city description before Rand finally finds the peddler from several chapters ago, believed deceased, now a ragged homeless man. Rand promises his horses are safe back in Emond's Field, and says he should come back with Rand to the inn, where they're staying with Moiraine. I'm going to say 85% chance that the peddler is going to sell them out to the witch-hunting Whitecloaks in vengeance for how he feels Rand's village betrayed him.
Rand runs into Mat next, they recap their dream and the rats, and resolve not to tell Moiraine, because she's obviously untrustworthy and might murder them all on the spot if she finds out the devil is in their heads. Rand also promised not to tell her that he found the peddler. So beginneth the path of Oh My Fucking Word Just Tell People What You Know And Get It Over With, I think.
They spot a bunch of dudes with white cloaks and pointy metal hats, making me wonder if they are intentionally supposed to invoke the KKK. If so: I find this sketchy, especially since thus far we have an utterly white cast. They're the Children of the Light, of course, and because Mat makes bad decisions he 'pranks' them by using his sling to set a small avalanche of full barrels rolling into the street, thus panicking everyone and splattering the neat white cloaks with mud, ha ha. Rand half thinks this is a bad idea and half wants to run with it, and is left laughing alone with the whitecloaks when they recover. He tries to intimidate them by casually displaying his heron sword, to little effect, and they bluster until the town guard arrives. I think the implication is that some magical force is pushing Rand to get into trouble, but it's not clear.
Rand escapes, they regroup with the gleeman, and recap again all that's happened. Thom confirms that all the names in their dreams were powerful figures in history (he doesn't say what they have in common, but I'm running with 'false Dragons' for now), but he's Obi-Wan levels of vague on whether the Aes Sedai killed them. We've also now had the Eye of the World and the Horn of Valere name-dropped as big magical artifacts (the Horn being related to the Great Hunt, which I know is book two's title) that people go on quests to find. They return to the inn where Perrin reports that Nynaeve from back home has caught up with them, having bullied the ferryman into rowing her across the river after Moiraine obliterated his ferry.
Next week:
Dressed in dark clothes of a fine cut, he seemed in the prime of his maturity, and Rand supposed women would have found him good-looking. [NO HOMO YOU GUYS.]
"Once more we meet face-to-face,"the man said and, just for an instant, his mouth and eyes became openings into endless caverns of flame.The thing that's less boring about this dream sequence is that Rand spends the whole time insisting that it is a dream and being distressed about his inability to wake up, while Ba'alzamon basically starts singing Sympathy for the Devil:
"I stood at Lews Therin Kinslayer's shoulder when he did the deed that named him. [....] I whispered in Artur Hawkwing's ear, and the length and breadth of the land Aes Sedai died."He tries to get Rand to drink from a goblet, insists that he has never been bound and could destroy Rand at any time, mutters a lot of stuff that obviously won't make sense until later, but there's one interesting bit, when he claims that Logain and various others (past false Dragons, I assume) are "being used", as Rand will be. He also claims that if Rand tells the Aes Sedai about this, he'll be a threat to them and they'll kill him instead of using him. I've become so inured to people expositing half-sensical phrases at me that I mostly just enjoyed the scene. Maybe that's the secret of the series? Sort of like how in Fifty Shades we start looking forward to the sex scenes because people talk less, maybe Wheel of Time transitions into a state where the Generic Fantasy Cliches become a kind of bland cracker base upon which we can start to savour the hints of things that have actual flavour. (Plus I just enjoy villains cheerfully delivering their resumes.) When Rand finally awakes, he thinks about asking Moiraine for help with his nightmares, but doesn't, because that would make that last scene relevant.
Chapter Fifteen: Strangers and Friends
Rand wakes late with aches and a headache, which are obviously totally reasonable symptoms of a nightmare. He sees the others have taken their weapons with them, and straps on his sword as well, with a nice lampshade as he tells himself "it was not because he had often daydreamed about walking the streets of a real city wearing a sword". Of course, Rand knows that his heron sword hypothetically marks him as a master fencer, which could be a mite attention-grabbing, but I guess we'll just skip that for now.
Rand wanders to the kitchen, where there's a full page and a half of the innkeeper and cook talking about her cat and guest complaints, but in a shocking twist, it turns out to be plot-relevant, as a dozen rats were found around the inn with their backs broken, just as Ba'alzamon did to a rat in Rand's dream. Interesting way to prove your power. I don't expect this to be anything more than a throwaway scare tactic, but having sufficient physical power to snap a dozen rats in half at will seems like a waste of that power, when you're an imprisoned god of evil threatening the Chosen One. If you know where he is (in order to kill the surrounding rats), why not drop your monster horde on him? If you have Rat Control, why not swarm him in the night? If you can snap bones, why not kill him outright, or one of his friends if you have some purpose for Rand left? The only way this makes sense to me is if the Dark One only has the power to harm vermin, and can channel that into the vicinity of someone whose mind he has invaded, but can't use that connection to actually find the target. That is a very specific power.
Perrin turns out also to be in bed, and he and Mat apparently had the same dream Rand did, but Mat tried to laugh it off, whereas Perrin still feels ill. Rand leaves him behind, steps outside and is immediately bewildered by the sheer number of people on the street, none of whom know each other. Rand's bemusement at the idea of people from the same city being strangers is the first rural thing with any verisimilitude about him, and I approve.
Also, called it, because a short-haired girl whom he saw talking with Moiraine the night before appears and immediately comments on how weird it is to see a country boy with a heron sword. Rand is a bad spy. The girl introduces herself as Min, reveals that she knows their deal, and quickly exposits that she has Plot Relevance Senses, or sees "pieces of the Pattern", if you prefer. There's some really blatant imagery about how their party altogether creates and aura of sparks trying to ward off a great black shadow. She also states that Rand and Egwene are in love with each other (which: what, no, they at best are in boners with each other) but are not meant for each other, so yay for the initial love interest not being the real One True Love Interest?
Oh god, it goes on with the symbolism forever, Lan has "seven ruined towers around his head" and a baby with a sword, Mat and Perrin have stuff like "an eye on a balance scale", and this would all be much more interesting to me if it were in any way informative. It's just the author coming up with shorthand symbols for future plot points and rattling them off, so that readers can spend the rest of the series going 'That's the thing that Min meant when she saw the thing!' Rand gets a better quality of montage, including "a sword that isn't a sword" and three women standing around his funeral bier. That's at least got some plot gravitas to it, because we've already heard something about a legendary maybe-a-sword-but-not-quite, and in another series we might actually be wondering if Rand would die in the end. She also sees a fuckton of lightning, which I assume hints at Rand's future duel with the false Dragon.
Pseudo-exposition done, Min lets Rand run off to wander the city in a distressed daze. We get a solid page and a half of city description before Rand finally finds the peddler from several chapters ago, believed deceased, now a ragged homeless man. Rand promises his horses are safe back in Emond's Field, and says he should come back with Rand to the inn, where they're staying with Moiraine. I'm going to say 85% chance that the peddler is going to sell them out to the witch-hunting Whitecloaks in vengeance for how he feels Rand's village betrayed him.
Rand runs into Mat next, they recap their dream and the rats, and resolve not to tell Moiraine, because she's obviously untrustworthy and might murder them all on the spot if she finds out the devil is in their heads. Rand also promised not to tell her that he found the peddler. So beginneth the path of Oh My Fucking Word Just Tell People What You Know And Get It Over With, I think.
They spot a bunch of dudes with white cloaks and pointy metal hats, making me wonder if they are intentionally supposed to invoke the KKK. If so: I find this sketchy, especially since thus far we have an utterly white cast. They're the Children of the Light, of course, and because Mat makes bad decisions he 'pranks' them by using his sling to set a small avalanche of full barrels rolling into the street, thus panicking everyone and splattering the neat white cloaks with mud, ha ha. Rand half thinks this is a bad idea and half wants to run with it, and is left laughing alone with the whitecloaks when they recover. He tries to intimidate them by casually displaying his heron sword, to little effect, and they bluster until the town guard arrives. I think the implication is that some magical force is pushing Rand to get into trouble, but it's not clear.
Rand escapes, they regroup with the gleeman, and recap again all that's happened. Thom confirms that all the names in their dreams were powerful figures in history (he doesn't say what they have in common, but I'm running with 'false Dragons' for now), but he's Obi-Wan levels of vague on whether the Aes Sedai killed them. We've also now had the Eye of the World and the Horn of Valere name-dropped as big magical artifacts (the Horn being related to the Great Hunt, which I know is book two's title) that people go on quests to find. They return to the inn where Perrin reports that Nynaeve from back home has caught up with them, having bullied the ferryman into rowing her across the river after Moiraine obliterated his ferry.
"From my observation of the young woman," Thom said, "I don't think she will stop until she has had her say." [....]
They exchanged glances, drew deep breaths, and marched inside as if to face Trollocs.Totally less sexist than Tolkien, though!
Next week:
